face-to-facebook

A book one carries around to write down phone numbers, emails, etc.

Carried around when a person is living in denial of digital and they're not on Facebook, don't have an iphone, etc.

Joan: Dylan isn't on facebook, so when he said he wanted to stay in touch I wrote my number in his face-to-facebook.
Edie: You mean a paper book? How cute!

Jack: We couldn't google map it since none of us had iphones, so I had to draw the directions in Will's face-to-facebook.

by GWMcL September 26, 2010

face jizzer

Someone who ejaculates onto peoples faces.

Did you here about Fred?
No
he gave his girlfriend another facial
he is such a face jizzer

by Cum and Get It July 22, 2010

Keanu Faced

When one is really tired, stoned, or wasted

Man you look so keanu faced right now, did you not sleep?
Dude, I was so keanu faced last night. I must of had a 30 rack.

by ride the wave November 5, 2010

boxy face

a hard, masculine, ape-like, brave, hardship, sturdy, strong, jock, macho, manly, muscular, robust face.

Either way she looks like man.

Damn, "she got a boxy face"!

by velevt brown November 16, 2010

Peng Face

An emoticon where the face is attempting to lick its nose.

A retro new emoticon that is catching on, yet has no graphic for it.

you can vary the peng facees - add moustaches.

A peng face is - P: or moustache peng face; P}:

the msn page between tori and her friend was full of :P faces,

so to be retro, she added a peng face

P:

then to be that much cooler, a moustache peng face P}:

by jabba dabba doodlely November 17, 2010

Facebook Face

A face you put on while you're on a social networking site to make yourself seem either:
a) Nicer
b) "Cool"er
c) Something You're Not
d) All of the above

Jim always posts on statuses with his facebook face on, he thinks the girls are more attracted to being a badass, something he isn't in real life.

by An.on.ym.ou.s. June 9, 2010

retardo face

1. n. Used to personally insult certain people who have a misshaped face similar to any sort of mentally retarded person.

2. n. Used to insult one's intelligence.

1: "Dude! You have a fucked up retardo face!"

2: "The answer is not 64, it's 23, retardo face!"

by Foxhunt February 11, 2006