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Andre Keith Braugher Learned His Way To His Death

Andre Keith Braugher Learned His Way To His Death
Andre Keith Braugher Learned His Way To His Death
by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025
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Death Baguette

A long, cylindrical turd, possibly with scoring on one or more surfaces. Unlike the more typical 'coiler' this monster extrudes in a nearly straight configuration.
Man, after all that kimchi last night I dropped a death baguette this morning.
by Thoringerveer February 2, 2022
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Death by Jeff

Today I was bored so I got the death by Jeff for dinner
by raychristmaschickens August 20, 2024
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at death's door

very near the end of one's life. (Often an exaggeration.) I was so ill that I was at death's door for three days. The family dog was at death's door for three days, and then it finally died.
dying or very ill He literally was at death's door when a liver became available for transplant.
by lokhad March 30, 2017
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Death

This is the meaning of life as always, your death is longer than your life.
I killed the cat with a screwdriver.
It was like so death.
by --SaTaN 666-- November 2, 2019
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Oreo of Death

The process of drinking heavily, smoking a lot of weed, and then drinking heavily again.
Chris ate the oreo of death last night. He's still passed out in the shower.
by deadlynabisco October 13, 2011
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Death in Absentia

When a person who has been missing for an extended period is declared dead, even though there is usually no evidence to support whether they are alive to deceased because they are...well, missing.

A missing person is declared dead in absentia when they have not been located for seven years after vanishing.
Death in absentia can lead to odd scenarios if the person comes back.

For example, a man who had gone missing long enough to be declared dead suddenly turned up again and appealed his declaration of death in court. However, the decision was ruled irreversible, and he remained legally dead despite his clearly being alive, as he was standing in the courtroom!
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 1, 2023
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