Cookie Wookie

When you visit the bakery section of a grocery store and purposely cut a fart on baked goods and/or placing public hair on the goods.

Dude, that old lady just cut in front of me in the checkout line!! Don't worry man...see that birthday cake in her cart? I gave it a cookie wookie when she want lookin

by ShillyBop November 18, 2025

Easter cookie

A bitch who “apologizes” but then tries to hurt people again

Person A: do you know easter cookie
Person b: yeah she’s a bitch who “apologizes” to hurt people again

by Your favorite idiot sandwich July 15, 2022

mystic flour cookie

one of the beast cookies in a game called cookie run kingdom.

"everything shall return to flour"

"omgg mystic flour cookie ref i love her smm"

by i love shining glitter cookie May 26, 2025

Cookie

It's my cookie,not yours.

"CAN I HAVE YOUR COOKIES"

"NO GET YOUR OWN"

by alrighty then November 13, 2019

coffee cookie

When the pot of coffee sits with coffee in it and it burns so long that the coffee turns into a coffee cookie at the bottom of the pot.

Turn off the coffee maker or we will have a coffee cookie at the bottom.

by 420 Vegetarian October 23, 2022

aloe cookie

A lesbian scientist. A scientist that has a green scouter and green hair, she has a prosthetic leg.

Have you heard of aloe cookie?

by Ｓｏｍｅｏｎｅ<3 September 8, 2021

Pink Cookie Combo

To lace those pink cookies (the goat) with fentanyl, force feed it to some bitch at your nephew's bar mitzvah, kidnap her, and jack hammer her dead body.

Timmy : This bar mitzvah is so boring, I'm about to pull the Pink Cookie Combo on this girl.
Paul: Timmy don't, my uncle got arrested for trying that with his Boonka.

by pinkcookiecombo May 29, 2024