apples cherries and bananas

When my friend Maximus is high as hell and wont tell me how many fucking blunts he smoked

-from emily 2-17-16

Emily: your mad cracked out guys how much did you smoke
Max: I didnt smoke anything onlu apples cherries and bananas
Emily:your a real crackhead

by cat prints September 11, 2016

Apple

iA iCompany iThat iPuts iAn i iBefore iEvery iWord iBecause iThey iThink iIt iIs iCool

I would rather put my dick in a meat grinder than use Apple tech

by cuber69420 May 23, 2022

apple bush

An amazing person with the first name that’s a plant, a boy has given them this nickname to try and annoy them but they just found it funny and gave one back

Apple bush answer me

by Peerrrrssssooooonnnnn February 18, 2018

apple cinnamon bun

A way better nickname for your other half other than "Bae, Boo, honey, sweetie" or anything else that is given to that person whom you love so dearly.

My girlfriend is my apple cinnamon bun, I love her to death.

by LittleMissWords-A-Lot November 17, 2016

apple

THE BEST FRUIT ON EARTH!!!(only after watermelon duh!) get that?

I like eating apples.

by Emiily September 8, 2021

apple care

the shittiest and most expensive repair service that will deny your request to have your device fixed

If you pay for apple care, you are literally special needs.

by mad_nic November 8, 2021

Apple

Why type of isaac newton motherfucker searches for the definition of apple. It's a fruit for fucks sake it doesn't have a fucking definition you smooth brain moron. I mean what the fuck were you expecting "the apple is a red fru- who the fuck doesn't know what an apple is what are you from fucking africa

What you had for lunch
"Oh I had an apple in a little baggie" rotten shit we're in the public education system they give us salted cardboard on a fucking tray.

by Wrinkled brain November 30, 2020