Tom

Peak example of toxic masculinity. The type of melt who buys a gaming laptop with a 1050 for £800. Moves from girl to girl like a moth to a room of lamps

Oh that, your man is such a Tom.

by aspaccyspacboi June 18, 2019

tom

a melancholy guy who is always down in the mopes. always aggressive and will use that aggression with his tree stump. he always fails his sacs and gets angry over it. you've never seen him happy, always in his melancholy moods.

tom is a cool bro guy

by radish19 August 28, 2025

Tom

Tom only wants Ashley for her ass.

Suzy: "Look at Tom, he's drooling."
Julia:"Yeah well, he is following Ashley's ass."

by Krkič April 21, 2019

Tom Kirk

Adolf Hitler strived to kill all Jews; he failed. One remained. His name was Tom Kirk. This nigga had no penis and so he became gay. His quest in life is to annoy niggas in his journey to find some balls. Tom Kirk's parents got in an epic battle with Hitler's general Tomas Schumacher, but came off second best; they ended up getting cooked in a gas chamber. Hitler rapes Tom to this day. He uses his massive, bulging meat sword to raid the space between Tom's feminine ass-cheeks, and split his rectum, resulting in a bloody waterfall.

Nigga 1: Ah shit, Tom Kirk's here
Nigga 2: Don't worry, Die Fuhrer will be here soon.

by CockSlurper69 June 3, 2019

Tom time

When the guys decide to get together to party, raise hell.

The guys are getting together for a little Tom time in the man cave before the kids get home.

by Dotanairy January 22, 2020

Handsome Ginger Tom

FIRESTAR U DUMMY

Who is a handsome ginger Tom
FIRESTAR!

by Warrior cat January 21, 2023

Tom

A man with few to no friends. A wealthy individual although is extremely cheap at times. Sometimes known to be a “Karen.” Constantly overwhelmed although he doesn’t work much. Always the beta in romantic relationships which never seem to last long. Also tends to lose their hair in their mid to late twenties.

Don’t be a Tom.

by DontBeA TOM November 22, 2021