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shit on your coats

A term used in speech when preparing the listener for some bad news. Another term for rain on your parade. Taken from Dane Cook's comedy routine.
Man, I hate to shit on your coats, but I just hit your car.
by H9834 September 15, 2008
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sugar on your jelly

Hey, later you want some sugar on your jelly?
by Jeff Thomas February 3, 2007
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spill your junk

Steve: Would you spill your junk inside that cum dumpster over there?
Matt: Dude, that whore is 87 years old.
Steve: Whatever, she's probably a good fuck.
by SprintTM June 22, 2009
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Inflating your cock

When you boast so much that it gets super annoying and you may as well whack ghack while bragging about whatever you're talking about.
Tim: "Yeah dude, I got like 4 lambos in my garage."
John: "Oh boy here we go again."
Bob: "Whats going on?"
John: "Nothing just Tim inflating his cock again."
Bob: "God dammit Tim, stop inflating your cock! We get it you got all this shit cuz of your stupid ass job"
by YaBoiSpoon January 19, 2018
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Hiding in your Cellphone

When someone tries to bypass an awkward situation when they're around people they have nothing to say to by pretending to be busy doing something with their cell phone. In fact, they know they're just looking at old text messages and lightly tapping the buttons or something.

Generally for people who don't know how to make idle conversation.
(One person is on the elevator when another person they KINDA know steps on)

Jim: Hi Sue, nice weather we're having.

Sue: Yeah it sure is!

....(awkward silence)

(both pull out their cell phones and stare at them blankly until the elevator reaches a stop)

(Bob who knows them both enters)

Bob: The old hiding in your cellphone trick eh? Doesn't anyone know how to make small talk anymore?
by Justaguy295720957 July 21, 2009
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grats on your blue

A phrase used in the early days of World of Warcraft. "Blue"-rarity ("rare") items aren't as good as purple-rarity ("epic") ones, therefore getting excited about getting a blue item is usually mocked, as it isn't purple.

The phrase is used sarcastically whenever someone gets excited about an easy-to-complete event, an item that isn't that great or hard to obtain, or doing something not that impressive.
Noob in guildchat: "I just beat Wailing Caverns and got my sweet Armor of the Fang!"
Veteran WoW player: "...grats on your blue."
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Newbie: "Hurray, I got my mount!"
l33t raider: "grats on your blue, noob."
by impsythealmighty May 10, 2009
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your not to good

Sometimes just to piss people off,but it means that your dumb.Mostly said to be funny.
Hey kurt,Your not to good,lol.
by Sevet930 April 12, 2005
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