Mad House

Motor City Mad house

Has message

My name is ted nugent.

it such a Mad House i can hardly get next to myself, you predophilic brits

by MineOwedWu's July 12, 2021

House of Fun

Good morning miss
Can I help you son?
Sixteen today
And up for fun
I'm a big boy now
Or so they say
So if you'll serve
I'll be on my way

Box of balloons
With the feather-light touch
Pack of party-poppers
That pop in the night
A toothbrush and hairspray
Plastic grin
Miss Clay on all corners
Has just walked in

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the House of

N-n-n-no no miss
You misunderstood
Sixteen big boy
Full pint in my manhood
I'm up to date
And the date's today
So if you'll serve
I'll be on my way

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the house of fun

I'm sorry son
But we don't stock
Party gimmicks
In this shop
Try the House of Fun
It's quicker if you run
This is a chemist
Not a jokers' shop!

Party hats
Simple enough clear
Comprehend savvy understand
Do you hear?
A pack of party hats
With the colored tips
Too late!
Gorgon's heard gossip
Well hello Joe, hello Miss Clay
Many happy returns from the day

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the house of fun

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the house of fun

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun

by Death Menace October 22, 2023

Thot housing

To rip out a wet one and waft it in your girlfriend's face.

Joel farted right in my face today.

Oh girl, once they start thot housing you, it's over.

by Shuaman November 2, 2018

Internet house

The windows OS are your windows, the applications are your hobbies and your friends are your family.

Bobby: Man I wish my internet house was real
Steve: You're a saddo who needs to go outside.

by TravisScott7777777 April 15, 2023

Tylers abandoned house

A house that was built in the early 1800’s, was soon to be found by a family that likes nothing but cigarettes and fortnite

Hay what’s that ugly thing over there? Oh that’s Tylers abandoned house

by Rebel32405 March 30, 2019

Housed

From the term ‘Shithouse’. When somebody has been a victim of ‘Shithousery’. When you are the recipient of blatant ‘Shithousing’.

“Alright Dave”?
“No! It’s payday and I’m skint, my cunt of a boss has ‘housed’ me

by McBeefhorn June 11, 2021

Kicking Your House

When a Black guy bends over a small white girl and shoves his GIANT cock into her asshole and stretches it so much it remains stretched. He then inserts a bottle and drinks the bottle out of her asshole.

I’m kicking your house.

by Playerplays September 9, 2025