Teg Head

A person who roams around the grim pastures of local inner city environments, wearing un-appealing jewelry i.e sovereigns, so called "bling!" also wearing trackies, sport wear, and rockport hiking boots. also wears designer caps at 75 degrees from their scalp! other names include: scallies, neds, chavs, ratboys, skanks, scavs, some of the female species wear hoop earrings that touch their shoulders and disgrace the name of Burberry, which is a beige tartan, they do this by buying all there hats and accesories in this pattern!

"look at those fuckin' Teg Ed's over there!"

"Woah that Teg hed must be well hard, he just picked that fag end off the floor and started smokin' it!"

by Mark Vernall July 22, 2004

gumby head

a person of african descent that has a hairstyle that is shaped like a ramp. These hairstyles were popular in the early 90's. M.C. Hammer had one. See also, Moon Cricket

Hey!,did you see that split lip, gumby head, kloglodite over there eatin' that chicken.

by funkmaster flemdog June 2, 2004

Set head

to give head or a blowjob

did you set head last nite?

by ohdearmex June 23, 2009

soaring head

A VERY elongated head and very narrow. The best type of head; highest on the social heirarchy of heads. Recent mutations have resulted in retardation in these noble ancestors; however, and very few pure-blooded soaring heads still exist that are healthy. Able to fly.

The last time I saw a soaring head was in the Floating head/Sinking head War of 1389, when the Soaring heads were used to sky-dive deep into the water and pick off a drowning head or two. Since then, soaring heads have become rare, but strangely, many ACTION STARS seem to be nearly soaring heads. Interesting...

by daniel June 17, 2004

sinking head

A head that is the opposite of floating head because it is wider than it is long.

jordan has a sinking head.

by daniel May 26, 2004

Head pubies

When a special someone with Sperm Child, starts growing pubes out their head rather than out of their crotch area. Although it looks like normal hair, it smells more and usually has a hidden wang poking out of it every once in a while. A blessing and a curse as brings magical pube-bending powers but causes you to become a dick. Including girls and women.

Jeez: Oh SNAP! Head pubies
OH: Quacky poo Quacky Poo DOO ME Hardels?
Jeez: Jeez Jizz, That my line, Jizzzy JIZZZy stop it! Obvious dick is obvious!

by Genital Wang January 12, 2011

binky-head

Affectionate/offensive term for an irritating, yet lovable jerk; generally someone who thinks they know everything, but refuses to listen to reason;such as my son, Alan!

"You binky-head! Read the directions before you open the package with your teeth!"

by rsp.christi February 26, 2009