the bottled water bandit

An unofficial supervillain that steals peoples water bottles and throws them in public spaces

news: over 40 people report their water bottles missing

me: damn the bottled water bandit must have done this

by Hehe I cheated November 30, 2021

Water Balloon Titties

Water Balloon Titties is when a man's "boobs" feel supple and warm like water balloons. Hence the name Water Ballon Titties. Possessing the physical qualities and touch of water balloons. They tend to jiggle too.

Wow David! You got some jiggly ass Water Balloon Titties!

I love the way your Water Balloon Titties feel.

Hey David! You sure you don't need a sports bra for those Water Balloon Titties? Haha just kidding, but you do have some severe jiggle...

by Joseph G / B.D.N. King_Clasher May 4, 2021

Twice-touched-water

A river or stream that has had a golf ball placed in it, removed, then molested twice by an arguably Russian autistic 30-year-old

Dude, the recipe for these baked beans calls for twice-touched-water, what the hell is that?

by Dr. Spoons the Corn Farmer February 12, 2019

Indonesian Water snake

When a male and female counterpart engage in an intense session of ass- eating... underwater.

I heard you popped and Indonesian water snake on that bimbo. Nice, bro.

by uberdriverwithaids January 1, 2017

Fresh water fish

A fish that does not have the balls to live in the ocean with the cooler fish

“Your such a fresh water fish!”

by Eden boyce August 7, 2020

romanian water balloon

When an uncircumcised male pinches his foreskin, occluding the opening of the penis, allowing it to fill up with urine in order to release it, causing a sudden splash of yellow deliciousness on an unsuspecting victim.

Romanian male 1: "My roommate passed out on my couch, so I woke him up with a Romanian Water Balloon! Shit was so funny, I'm so glad I'm uncircumcised!"

Romanian male 2: " Lol, brutal. Ya, me too!"

by Dean68w10 April 25, 2017

West Water Posse

A vicious gang formed by members that lived in the West Water Road area. Gang members would have to perform fellatio on each other to join the gang. Disbanded in the early 2000s.

The West Water Posse jumped my boy Bookie back in the day.

by phonda May 28, 2011