Ride the lightning

To get tased by a taser, especially by a cop. Past tense: Rode the lightning

The cop told me I was going to ride the lightning if I kept trying to run.

by mynameajeffe August 2, 2022

dandy Randy Ride

It's when Randy engages sexually with his sexy chick...

Randy sure gave Beth a Dandy Randy Ride last night.

by Dandified August 6, 2022

Regional Vape Ride

Going to the regional vape competition and needed to bum a ride from someone that is going because you are too poor to afford a real hobby.

Hey Aaron! Could I hitch a ride to the vape competition that you are going to? You know, a regional vape ride?

by midweest January 23, 2022

Unicorn Ride

When your friend makes you a helmet with a dildo apoxied to the top, and then a stripper fucks it… that’s a unicorn ride.

“Yo jake, that unicorn ride at your bachelor party was fucking EPIC!!!”

by Trixi6969 February 20, 2022

Hog riding

Hog riding is when a male is on top of the female during intercourse and he proceeds to yell HOOGGG RIDDAA

I was riding my girlfriend as I yelled “HOG RIDER” that is hog riding

by BO0TY-_-JUice201 February 22, 2022

The polish bike ride

The person being bullied/tortured; is 1st stripped naked, or nearly naked, then is forced to carry the bully/torturer, on their back, while having their arms pulled back or bound back, then the victim's face is ground down against a hard surface, like a road, usually one on an incline.

Tommy gave Starmer the polish bike ride, calling him a cowardly loser, as he ground his face into the brutally rough, uneven, cobbled London road surface.

by Palpably apathetic January 14, 2026

Humboldt River Boat Ride

When you are railing your girl from behind, and as you are about to ejaculate, you pull out and squirt semen in her hair. She is not as thrilled with this as you are.

I took my girl for a Humboldt River Boat Ride last night. She is complaining that she needs to wash her hair.

by Mosey Flat January 16, 2026