butt potato

Losing your anal virginity

I lost my butt potato last night.

by zorgylp February 21, 2018

Potato nuts

When your balls look like potatoes. In other words, very deformed

I am glad I don't have potato nuts

by SUMFURRYTHING June 19, 2016

couch potato cat

what you wish you were

couch potato cat is the cats meow

by Stupidity.I’m November 25, 2022

Potato

A cute, loser-ish weirdo characterised by extensive complaining, roll-able face and general floppiness

"That girl is one serious potato"

by MrExplosiveFarts August 15, 2018

Potatoes

Why anybody ever continues to live.

Potatoes are the meaning of life.

by anonymous February 18, 2022

Mashed Potatoes

To cut off your ball sack and testicles, mash them into a pulp and feed it to your sexual partner or eat it yourself.

"Did you hear that Jane ate her boyfriend's Mashed Potatoes?" "Yeah, I heard it was delicious"

by WeirdSexualStimulation September 17, 2025

Mashing Potatoes

When your having sex with a girl and she squirts on your face then you throw up.

I was mashing potatoes last night then had to take a shower to wash the filth off .

by Doofenshmirtz1218 December 21, 2024