by Bobby_123xoox September 15, 2021

Perfect Neal is a guy who can do no wrong. He’s highly praised at work for perfectly executing any task. He has the added benefit of looking like Thor so you know he gets plenty of attention, especially in the workplace, because the ladies all secretly want a taste of the perfection. So much so that he will be coined a ladies man. Which means he will be at the center of a lot of rumors…after all perfection comes at a cost. A perfect neal just can’t help but do the perfectly right thing, even when temptation is dangled in his perfect face. So don’t be surprised when a Perfect Neal isn’t tempted by advances or phased by gossip, because he’s perfect, remember? The best part is, a perfect neal won’t even believe it when he is told that he’s a perfect neal. How perfectly ironic.
He’s so good at everything he does!
-I know, that’s why he’s “perfect neal”
-You’re right even when you’re wrong because you’re a perfect neal.
-I know, that’s why he’s “perfect neal”
-You’re right even when you’re wrong because you’re a perfect neal.
by HorseGurl4Life January 25, 2024


A tall guy, usually named Ben. He’s the funniest guy you will know but also the sweetest. He’s so perfect but he just doesn’t know it.
“If you’re a maverick, you can suck a dick, also I’m Ben”
“Wow, you’re more perfection than perfection”
“Wow, you’re more perfection than perfection”
by _bitches_ September 10, 2019

by X•XII•MMXX January 23, 2021
