Black Ian

A guy named Ian but he is black.

Have you seen Ian? No, Black Ian!

by Ewalt1981 November 25, 2021

Blacked Off

Dangerous mixture of Blacking Out and Jacking Off

After a long night of binge drinking and chasing loose women, you somehow end up alone. You then proceed to pull out your erected penis, and during masterbation, you pass out. The next morning you wake up with your pants around your ankles and no recollection of what happened.

Dude, I think my roommate blacked off again last night! I can't find my lotion and he is passed out on the coffee table buck naked.

by Lukeasauraus April 11, 2011

black opera

A symphony of police sirens and flashing lights.

Yo somethin' iz is going down in da hood, y'all see dat black opera?

by T.R. Ferguson March 11, 2020

Black Friday

A day of mass holiday shopping. Originally, black Friday happened the Friday after Thanksgiving, but has since been moved to the day of Thanksgiving (6 p.m. to 1 a.m.) for unknown reasons.

So after we eat Thanksgiving lunch with the family, do you want to go Black Friday shopping?

Jim can't go Black Friday shopping because he wants to watch the Thanksgiving Thursday football games.

by Dude1234567890 February 29, 2016

black kabob

A white woman who is constantly having sex with black men.

God, Sydney has become just a black kabob since she started hanging out with Kimani.

by Kevin Rightfield March 7, 2014

The Jimmy Black

When you transfer to a station that doesn’t pickle and just lays 4 inch supply lines into Engine 7 on all of their working brownstone jobs

Mr. Rubottom said he would read me OSHA reports before bed so I pulled The Jimmy Black and went to Station 2.

by Jimmy Blacks Daddy March 6, 2022

black dookie

Resinous dross scrapings from a cannabis pipe sometimes used to get high by people who are really hard up. Sometimes 'black dookie" is sold as hashish to gullible customers.

"Hey, man, I got this 'black dookie.' $5 a gram, man; it'll get you fucked up."

by Joe Curwen July 8, 2012