Jack-O-Lantern

An iconic symbol of Halloween that 9 times out of 10, ends up smashed in your driveway by a group of assholes before the night is over

Me: Did you see the jack-o-lantern I carved, I did a great job on it!
Friend: Yeah, I did see it, it's all over the driveway in front of your car
Me: GOD DAMMIT!!

by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018

sm-O-ke

A word used by white Chicago suburbanites to get the idea across that they are desperate to smoke weed. This word is said with heavy emphasis to the person the white Chicago suburbanite wants to get to smoke with them.

White Chicago Suburbanite: Hey, Mike. You wanna, you know, sm-O-ke?
Mike: Sure, what the hell. We'll go roll up a joint

by C-Mac Spank Dizzle January 21, 2004

salt-o-matic

1.Rich in salt, 'salt-filled', generally used to describe particularly salty popcorn. Originally used by Mr. Pete Reed, comedic, slang term for salty
2.Product that creates salt. From water. Salt!

"This popcorn is salt-o-matic! - I'm going to die early!"

by Micko!! December 3, 2003

Jack-O-Lantern

A female stripper with a very bad set of teeth. Her teeth represent the carved mouth of a Halloween jack-o-lantern pumpkin.

Man this chick has a straight up jack-o-lantern grill. She a jack-o-lantern!

by Bigjeepdriva May 28, 2017

Spaghetti-O Pussy

When she's on her period but you continue to smash and it gets bloody and squishy.

Damn it was like a Spaghetti-O Pussy last night.

by Matt-Morgan9000 January 10, 2017

Brag-o-sphere

A self-congratulatory body of bombast and bloviation passed off as autobiographies and especially designed for class reunion books and websites. Also known as arrant bullshit.

After earning my second PhD (magna cum laud), I married the love of my life and bought Andrew Carnegie's old summer house where we raised our two Harvard-bound children. The medallion from my Nobel Prize hangs above the fireplace right next to the Presidential Citation for meritorious . . .

I'm going to publish the history of my life in the Brag-o-sphere, where all you peasants can read about your betters.

by Bloodystocking March 13, 2010

opar amoose :O

An outdated phrase used to express shock at an IRC operater's use of channel operator powers that he has not been granted access to by the channel founder.

One of those retro phrases like "bogus dude," "Have a nice day," or "Jimmy Carter is the current president of the United States".

<MechaMrEd> I RULE THIS CHANNEL WITH AN IRON FIST
*** Bane sets mode: +o Bane
*** Yumblie sets mode: +b MechaMrEd!!!!*@*
<MechaMrEd> ..
<frosty_bob> OPAR AMOOSE :O

by Irving Washington March 30, 2003