brain-wanking

Act of spending one's time with very complicated theoretical problems which, when solved, do not serve for anything useful or practical.

J: Did you understand the sense of the problem in theoretical quantum mechanics which we solved in our course today?
P: It was just some brain-wanking. It does not have any practical meaning.

by xxteapot November 30, 2011

dick brain

if you’re a dick brain you have low self-esteem and are pushed around easily but the dumbest person ever

that dude is a dick brain

by Duh Vish April 2, 2019

Weekend Brain

An easy way of saying when you are so ready for Friday and the weekend! Have you ever had that feeling? Well, now its simple to say when you're feeling it!

Tanya: "Urgh! I have a weekend brain! How about you?"
Whitney: "Yup, I do too!"

by HufflepuffBookworm September 24, 2020

pull your brains out of your ass

pull your brains out of your ass means you need to pay attention and stop ignoring problems around you

the boss was not happy with his employees slacking off and not paying attention to problems around them the boss told employees i need you guys to pull your brains out of your ass start paying attention and stop ignoring problems around you

by bluebear February 17, 2024

Vanilla Brain

when the receptors in your brain have been gloriously untouched by things like recreational drugs and excessive video gaming, and thus remain sensitive to serotonin and dopamine.

Coworker 1: "yo why the fuck Sarah always writing motivational sayings on the whiteboard during break?"

Coworker 2: "oh, she got vanilla brain bro"

by Breadboibraincell June 7, 2022

Brain Teazer

1. Alternate spelling for "brain teaser"

2. A puzzle that makes you feel like a total bad ass when you solve it.

3. One of the most complicated of puzzels testing intelect, logic and reasoning.

Are you really playing with a puzzle?!

Nawh its a brain teazer!

by PrincessPeachBaby May 24, 2012

Brains

1. Cerebral prowess, smarts, wit, exceptional knowledge; the greyish pink electric mush inside your skull, dura matter
2. An extremely sought after zombie delicacy.

1. If you had as much brains as guts, what a clever fellow you'd be!
2. Braaaiiiiiinnnnnsssss!

by postertheif January 27, 2020