National bob the builder day

National bob the builder day Is a day were we honor the original bob the builder he was legend and a hero

Person1:happy national bob the builder day

Person2:you to he sure was a great builder and a legend always helping

by Obie-one_thicc February 1, 2021

National Mommy Milkers Day

National Mommy Milkers day is on April 18. This day represents the Mommy Milkers that every fine Milf or non Milf owns.Make sure to compliment their Mommy Milkers every time you see them.

-glasshead*

-OMG look at her Mommy MILKERS dude.I want them to wrap my neck like sleeping pillows.

-You should compliment her it’s National Mommy Milkers Day remember?

by 9lasshead April 17, 2021

National poop and fart day

August the 25th is a day where you all come together to poop and fart.

Guys! It's national poop and fart day!! You know what that means... Spread em and let me sniff!

by john travolta420 poop April 20, 2021

national self defence day

on the 24th of april (national ‘r@pe’ day) anybody who touches you anywhere you don’t feel comfortable you can rips there ears off.

*person touches you in the wrong place* ‘get off me freak oh wait! it’s national self defence day !’ *grabs head from over shoulder and cutely k.os them*

by kloudwithak April 22, 2021

National wamen stfu day

Occurs on the 5th of December and is a day where wamens rights are revoked and they must stfu

Eg.
Stupid ass wamen: says stupid shit
Rory: stfu

Wamen: says she has women rights

Adam: no

Gilby: i love national wamen stfu day

by Sussyamogusbaka6969 November 19, 2021

National bully Gemma day

Bully the girl called Gemma who is small and friends with a realy swag person

Isn't it national bully Gemma day today?
Yes, it is

by Swaggers dood October 13, 2021

National Report DeadNight Day

March 3rd is the day of reporting Deadnight, the dipshit of a 6 year old who shouldn't exist

Hey Jacobi tomorrow is National Report DeadNight Day! Time to set a timer for 8:30 tomorrow huh?

by AnG3LD34TH Tr4DG3DY March 2, 2022