Jesus Juice

Midwest slang for orange juice containing the drug propylhexedrine aka Benzedrex. The drug can be bought over the counter in the form of a nasal inhaler normally used for allergies. If you break the inhaler and take out the cotton inside and soak it in orange juice or any acidic beverage for 24 hours the active ingredient (propyl) is extracted. Propyl has similar effects to amphetamine and methamphetamine and induces a state of intense focus and euphoria. It is also horrible for your vascular system and causes severe vasoconstriction.

In simple terms you will go sicko mode and probably will end up on meth if you weren’t already when you took the Jesus Juice. It’s called Jesus Juice because it makes you feel like Jesus and it will bring you back from the dead.
Me: Hey bro do you want some speed laced orange juice?

Homie: Oh, shit did you put your Vyvanse into OJ?

Me: Nah I ran out like a week ago, this is Jesus Juice! It feels just as good if not better. You can feel your brain cells dying so it must be good.
by danasp_42 December 27, 2019
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Jesus Hernandez C

literally so h0t just ask me out already

hint - my zodiac starts with a a
hey Jesus Hernandez C ur annoying
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Jesus Hernandez C

literally so h0t just ask me out already

hint - my zodiac starts with a a
hey Jesus Hernandez C ur annoying
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Jesus Hippos

I saw some jesus hippos walking around in the Atlantic ocean.
by El Gaupo April 26, 2023
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jesus fooq

Can’t say Fuck in school so we say Jesus fooq
Jesus fooqing Christ!
by Shortcock November 27, 2018
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Slim Jesus in a cut

A fat cocked white skinned individual that likes to exhibit foul language in this songs. He particuraly likes to use a 40mm hand gun he threatens to use uppon you. Imagine that peanut headed faggot in a small cut. That's what this means
Slim Jesus in a cut
by FhackSerbia September 02, 2017
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