E.R. Car

The term "E.R. Car" is used to illustrate how much money a trip to a local hospital emergency room (local E.R.) will cost. So if the typical price of a car runs anywhere from $5,000 to $20,000 for a used car, and then anywhere from $30, 000 to $70,000 for a new car, then it is not unreasonable, in today's American healthcare environment, to equate the price of one car to the cost of one emergency room visit.

A similar term is "E.R. House," used to describe the cost of emergency room care for a truly catastrophic medical situation where the price of just one emergency room visit equates to the price of a buying a house.
"I got taken to the emergency room in an ambulance, and after all the x-Rays, all the blood work, all the CT scans and after consulting with four different specialists, the emergency room sent me home and then billed me for over $45,000. That was my first ever E.R. Car in my whole life, and I hope it was my last."
by Innocent Byproduct March 03, 2024
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Car Crash Type Beat

Car crash type beat can be described as an actual car crash in musical form. Only it's barely even musical at all. This is quite possibly the worst genre ever crafted with its primary characteristics being that it's ear piercingly loud and distorted to the point it sounds like you just got in a car crash, it uses goofy ass samples, it's bpm can range from 140 all the way to 300, and don't forget to turn your brain off entirely while making it. And you can't forget to add real car crash sounds in the song. It can't be car crash type beat without cars crashing.
Person 1: "Yo, did you hear the new car crash type beat that came out?"
Person 2: "What the fuck is a car crash type beat?"
by Viviko November 15, 2023
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pizza car

A small, used older car, usually Japanese in origin. Often driven by a young man who works part time as pizza delivery driver.
"Hey John, Sweet Sentra dude, did Domino's co-sign the pizza car loan!?"
by Giuseppe Immanuel Lewis June 17, 2020
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Car ba dar

It’s a slur that only people who raped their dad sister and mom three times in a row can say
If some one says car ba Dar they no doubt have fucked their mom dad and sister
by Rickthelol December 24, 2021
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Slot Car

A shitbox driven by young car enthusiasts who wish they could legaly drive in real life but instead spend countless hours on making a civic in Roblox Studio and get mad when their "Slot Car" gets denied by the community owner.
I might make an RX7 as my next Slot Car.
by PureDewil January 01, 2022
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Car balls

When a man is getting into his car and his nut sack shifts while sitting thereby getting squashed under a thigh & the car seat.
Dude, my boxers were so lose that I got the worse case of car balls yesterday.
by Green & Salty January 19, 2021
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car balls

Noun: the condition of your balls after a long car ride, while not letting your balls breathe. This can result in a stale, sweaty pair of nuts.
I just drove non-stop for 6 hours. I need a shower to get rid of these car balls.
by icrazylegs June 30, 2018
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