Dad

That one person that keeps trying to find milk and never manages

-Has your dad come home yet?
-Nope
-Oh. When did he leave?

-I don't remember.
-Ah well, mine came home yesterday.
-Really?
-No.

by PotatoKiwiCat123 May 5, 2024

Dad

He left to get the milk... He's not coming back sunny.

"Dad can you go get some milk."

by AndIDidThat March 30, 2024

Aisy’s Dad

A slang for the word “Dead”

Omg I’m Aisy’s Dad as a chile

by nicyxo September 4, 2025

dad

someone that u dont have

Your dAd left you.

by truthsucksdog June 20, 2019

Dad

Someone who leaves to get the milk and never comes back, leaving you dad-less

Dad: I'm going to go get the milk
Me:Okay!

15 years later
Me:I wonder if Dad ever got the milk

by →♪§•{QuirkedUpDemon}•§♪← June 16, 2022

referee dad

A dad who constantly has to stop his kids from wrestling, fighting, argueing, ect. Set the rules, rewards, and punishments.

one kid hits another, now that one wants to get even. so on, and so on. daddy the ref must lay down the law.. the referee dad.

by super dad September 17, 2013

Lol dad always say why I think negative because nobody is the problem but he himself think like that.

Lol dad always say why I think negative because nobody is the problem but he himself think like that.

Lol dad always say why I think negative because nobody is the problem but he himself think like that.

by sdinaz October 23, 2023