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My dad went to go and get the milk but never came back

by anonymous January 24, 2022

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a dad123 joke is Dads who tell dad jokes because they either have a lot of pets or are lonley

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Dad Sandwich

A “Dad Sandwich” is when a person who is usually smaller in stature, such as a small queer male or small woman, is caught between two “Daddies” or older dominant men during sexual intercourse.

Brian: “I met these two daddies at the bar. I got a Dad Sandwich if you know what I mean,”
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Jessica: “I met up with these two daddies last night. I was the meat in their Dad Sandwich”

by TheBeesCheese November 23, 2023

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A fun girl's very hot dad. Perfect definition of the word dilf.Pretty face with a perfect body. He's so fine he can do anything to me. He can ruin me and I would still be an obedient lil girl for him.

Hannah:look at that man. HES SO HOT!!!
Izzy: he's zoie's dad
Hannah: makes sense

by Yourdaddyslilgirl September 17, 2022

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DAD

Not to be confused with an actual father, DAD is an acronym used in the furry community. DAD stands for Dutch Angel Dragons, they are very fluffy dragons covered in feathers who are very squishy. They are one of the cutest looking original species created by Ino (Telephone). They are also the most popular of the original species in the furry fandom.

Furry1: "I want a DAD character."
Furry2: "A dad or a DAD?"
Furry1: *Gasps* "What about a dad DAD?"

by 🍉Natsuki_Husky🍉 October 31, 2020

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Ur Dad went to get milk

What that one kid in your school says to literally everyone to make him/her/them look cool, which they're not.

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There are 101%chance your dad never came back

Chad-Yo ur dad went to get milk lol

Ur dad- leaves

by WeAreNotTheFBI January 1, 2024

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