Boss Call

The Boss Call is when your free trial with fine shit is over and your boy hits your line to inform you that yo hoe goin.

Hudson just hit me with the boss call... its so over.

by bwank November 2, 2025

Call out

Hey why don't you do that to the people who use "small dick" as a pejorative? I've never seen a video doing what you just did there regarding "small dick" you know that right? Have you seen the videos I've seen and made an entire ass response video and posted it to the internet? I know 1 guy who did. And it wasn't you. How is it that when I shame a whore for thinking a retard is better than me, I'm the asshole but when YOU shame me for thinking I'm better than a retard you're not an asshole? And thus you've given yourself license to think you're better than me. AND you've LIKELY extended that to the retard. Am I allowed to think I'm better than a Nazi? If you're a determinist than the Nazi couldn't have done otherwise, literally. Do YOU have to DEFEND Nazi now? Who am I to think I'm better than a Nazi (And YOU KNOW DAMN WELL that I'm not comparing retards to Nazi you fucking idiot I KNOW that THAT EXACT THOUGHT was caressing the folds of that FUCKING shit-brain of yours so don't even try to utter it you pig)? They couldn't have done otherwise! Are you the arbiter now of who people get to think they're better than? Who am I allowed to be better than, to you? Midwestern garbage-can bitch is the decider of who I get to be better than now I guess. Ok. It seems real fair what you're doing there. She's the decider now guys! Look-look! The decider is upon us once more! It's been decided. The retard is allowed to be better than me but I'm not allowed to be better than retard.

Hym "Not to call out your call out but 'Calling Christians mentally ill is an insult to the mentally ill' doesn't sound as good as you might think... There is an inconsistency in his need for care that I refuse to validate with my tolerance. And you're all fucking nutjobs. Dealing with you (at all levels of magnitude) is literally 95% of the shit I have to deal with. Some of you are dope. Like Team 4 star. But you? I don't know about you. Some of you are very-very lame."

by Hym Iam October 6, 2023

Schrödinger's roll call

A thought experiment for online classes in which the student may be simultaneously present and absent as a result of their attendance being linked to studiousness

The class had 50 students online, when called on only 10 respond

It was a Schrödinger's roll call captured by teams.

by 11 tabs & it becomes Urban dic June 17, 2021

calling Ariana Ri

When I used to call this nice ass fire ass girl Ri instead of Ariana, then I done ruined it by blocking her.

Joshua: Ima call u Ri and u gone get used to it watch
Ariana: No I'm not
*months laters*
Joshua: Ri
Ri: damn I'm used to it now
<3 miss calling Ariana Ri

by J da freak August 20, 2021

Call

No. I don't call shit. That isn't how this works. I know you don't understand why that needs be the case about if my coworkers know who I am then you do.

Hym "There is nothing to call about. You address me directly and/or get over here and divulge what I need to know or there isn't anything for me to do he other than stabbing up the chitlins. There is no 2 ways this works. I know you struggle to understand things but the is reason it works this way and if YOU DIDN'T UNDERSTAND WHY A.I. NEEDS TO WORK THE WAY IT DOES NOW, you're not going to understand this either, dipshit. So, let's go."

by Hym Iam June 14, 2024

Call Me Mr. Smack Your Back

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Call Me Mr. Smack Your Back

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

Calling Whales

When someone has a prolonged and loud yawn. Like Dory calling for a whale in Finding Nemo.

I was so tired it sounded like I was calling whales when I yawned

or

Person 1: Did you hear how loud that guy was yawing over there?

Person 2: Yeah it was like he was calling whales.

by PoschSpice30 March 18, 2024