butt chive

a butthole with a giant hemeroid sticking out with a shape of bowl of chives

sam said "look at johnny's ass" as johnny was bent over in gym class " he's got a giant roid!" billy said "he's such a butt chive dude"

by jetrush September 23, 2009

mayo butt

when you have a huge jiggly ass. similar to having eaten too much mayonnaise and having it go straight to your ass.

move that ass woman.

look at that boatload on her ass--talk about mayo butt.

by mayobutt November 6, 2009

Butt child

A butt child is a a weak minded follower of another individual normally a partner/boss at work. He/she has no free will or independent thought but is completely infatuated with their icon and follows them around unthinkingly. They agree with everything their idol says without hesitation like a child.

Often a weaker member of a particular nauseating couple who dotes upon their partner unaware of what this looks like to others.

Annoying acolyte who imitates their masters actions.

Did you see the way that douche followed her round all night, jeez what a Butt child.

At work Mike agrees with everything Rob says. Mike is Rob's Butt child.

I saw Hannah and her butt child at the bar.

by berto744 June 21, 2010

Butt-Huffing

The act of inhaling methane out of one's anus. This is commonly performed during foreplay, but is also a quicker, less potent alternative to the huffing of manufactured jancum.

1. My wife likes to be butt-huffed.
2. I need a quick fix. Drop your pants and let me butt-huff you.
3. That girl's really into butt-huffing. I'm gonna go eat some chili...

by grandmasterpapasmurf January 17, 2013

Garbage Butt

The various things that you find around/between you butt during washing, such as lint, hair, etc

Mike: Good thing I showered before my date last night, I had some major garbage butt.

Ike: Mos-def.

by XPingX December 9, 2008

Butt Smoke

When your doing a woman doggie style and your pounding away and the votex of suction between the males bladder and the females butt cheeks create a wafting offensive odor as a result of a dirty chocolate speckeled rectum.

I was doing a hook and swirl and saw chocolate down there...butt smoke!

by buttsmoke February 21, 2010

butt dunker

An informal term for a bidet.

If your asshole is on fire, you better cool it off in the butt dunker.

by Monkdunker August 26, 2003