Boned

"Bone-d" Verb. The epitome of getting screwed.

Example:

Boss: "Why are you late for work?"
You: "I got boned"
Boss: "What do you mean?"
You: "Well. For starters I poured my cereal for breakfast then found out there was no milk in the fridge then I left for work an hour early and got stuck in 2 hours of traffic"
Boss: "Ah. Yes indeed. Sounds like you've been getting boned the whole morning"

by thekingofbones June 16, 2017

baby bone treehouse

A treehouse made of baby bones, with an underground river of pineapple blueberry juice.
commonly found behind schools

“wanna go to the baby bone treehouse?”
“suck my dick 🥱”

by clitlick October 11, 2023

Bone zoned

Just as a man can get friend zoned, women can get bone zoned. This means you will never be anything more to that man than an object of sex. You can be put in the bone zone for a variety of reasons: You banged his friends, you're a drug addict, you're insane, you have children from different fathers, you're embarrassing to be around in public, you look like you're going to continue to gain weight, you're a complete idiot, you're high maintenance, basically anything that would make a man think it would be a bad idea to try to get anything more from you than sex.

"Bruh careful with Veronica, she fucked half the school, she for the streets for sure. " "Don't worry man, I already bone zoned her; only thing she good for is that WAP.

by Girthy Garreth October 6, 2023

Bone cheese

The Cheese that is in the inside of any bone of any living thing, cut the bone in half and there will be nacho cheese in the middle

"Hey could you pass the Bone Cheese my dude"

by BONE MANN October 23, 2018

Bone meal

A #14 at Mc.Bonies.
When someones boner is anothers meal

Bro i heard she like extra large bone meal and lucky for her im here to deliver

by YRNmagilla August 4, 2014

smile bone

Another name for the Penis, referring to the upward curve the genital sometimes possesses, and the joy it brings the one who yields it.

Wow, I'd like to sink my smile bone into her cake!

by IntellectualFucker November 13, 2016

bone

a part of out skeletal system.

P1: I broke my toe last night. The bone will take a bit to heal.
P2: dang, I know how you feel. I broke mine a few weeks ago.

by yardardar April 1, 2021