April 24th

A day that nor/mal🥶💪😈🥵 boys call "Rape Day".

"Did you hear about Josh saying that he's gonna have some fun on the 24th?"
"Wait, thats April 24th, the random date of Rape Day!!"

by moles29_45 April 20, 2021

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23 april

National blowjob day

in 23 april have to suck that dingdong of your boyfriend

by Jackzx55 April 23, 2023

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April 1st

The day any girl should ask out their crush, you can just say "april fools" after all.

Sara: Chad I like you
Chad: Ok
Sara: April Fools! It's April 1st!

by ZlatBurger April 1, 2023

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A peculiar occurrence where schoolgirls born in the early 21st century, who still wear school uniform on Tuesday April 2nd 2024 (the last Tuesday, April 2nd to coincide with the fasting month of Ramadan so far), will be unable to witness the next Tuesday, April 2nd to coincide with Ramadan until April 2nd, 2120 — which is beyond their maximum lifespans. This phenomenon highlights the absurdity of time and generational experiences, emphasizing the fleeting nature of significant moments in life and the irony of missed opportunities.

I can't believe it's already 2024! The Tuesday, April 2nd phenomenon means those schoolgirls in their uniforms won't see another Ramadan on Tuesday, April 2nd until 2120—talk about missing out on a rare moment!

by Emotional Cruiser October 25, 2025

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26th April

It's okay, people tend to sleep on legends. It's fucking exhausting, but nothing new. Just keep this legendaric behaviour and energy going!!!!
Sarcastically ending stupid people is okay too, however unfortunately, not everyone's got a sense of humour.

Her birthdays on 26th April

It's 26th April today!

by Souvenir May 9, 2020

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