by Christianchan May 11, 2022
Get the Chris cherianmug. He is such a Chris! Today he went I the JPL Open house but didn't go in cuz the traffic was so bad he chose a shard of glass instead. Even when offered a sack o cash he refused to wait in the long line!
by SQUIRTLE August 30, 2016
Get the Chrismug. some really zesty guy whose fr in love w playboi carti w all of his soul frrr.
he 17, live w his ma, don't got a job, and mah boi js plays video games.
but hey, atleast he luhv God n Jesus fr.
he 17, live w his ma, don't got a job, and mah boi js plays video games.
but hey, atleast he luhv God n Jesus fr.
by sullyfrommikewazawski May 30, 2023
Get the CHRIS BACAmug. Probably a short mexican boy who wears flannels and has earrings, thinks he’s cool but is like every other Chris. He’s so hard to hate and even though he can annoy the shit out of you, you love him.
Chris is awesome
by Persephone lemonblue October 23, 2023
Get the Chrismug. Chris is a tall handsome man, who is skinny and has medium sized biceps but a huge dick that doesn’t disappoint.
He’s the type of guy that will talk to you on the phone for hours about how much of a sick cunt he is. He will send you videos of his dick the first time you talk and will insist on you sending pictures of your tits or puss - but don’t give into Chris, make him wait for your perfect titties.
Chris always wears TNS but don’t worry babes, he’s not an eshay, he’s just a sick cunt.
So yeah look, Chris is the sickest cunt you will ever meet, he’s kind, a good listener and fucking hot. If you ever meet a Chris, have his babies x
He’s the type of guy that will talk to you on the phone for hours about how much of a sick cunt he is. He will send you videos of his dick the first time you talk and will insist on you sending pictures of your tits or puss - but don’t give into Chris, make him wait for your perfect titties.
Chris always wears TNS but don’t worry babes, he’s not an eshay, he’s just a sick cunt.
So yeah look, Chris is the sickest cunt you will ever meet, he’s kind, a good listener and fucking hot. If you ever meet a Chris, have his babies x
“Chris is a sick cunt”
by ebgrace11 September 12, 2022
Get the Chrismug. by Flopovan July 26, 2021
Get the The chrismug. Chris is someone who enjoys smoking weed ans chilling with his friends. Hes not a big partyer but he will get fucked up when he can. He is one of the sweetest guys youbwill ever know. Hes easy to fall in love with. On the outside, chris is 'the man' and he dosnt give a fuck about anything. But on the inside he has a big heart. He is just scared to show his true emotions because of everything hes been through. But Chris has somthint special about him. His smile, eyes, and laugh will make you fall im love. Hes a perfect example if a emperfect but perfect man.
by Destinee Rose January 11, 2017
Get the Chrismug.