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girl: Sam is a sick boi i wanna kiss him so bad. Other girl: yeah i know
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People who are named Sam are hands down the kindest people ever. They’re so genuine and never judge you. They’re always there when you need them and give the best advice. If you know a Sam they’ll probably end up being a therapist because of how good they are at helping people with they’re problems. Although they may be shy or quiet at first once you get to know them THEYRE HILARIOUS. You’ll love em. You could talk to them for hours and it’ll feel like 10 minutes. They’re the type of person to just get you. They understand you and make you feel genuinely happy. Everyone needs a Sam in their lives. If you don’t got one, GET ONE!
Diana: “Who is that?”
Amayah: “THATS SAM”
Diana: “I wish I knew him”
Amayah: “you should go talk to him HE’S THE BEST!”

Sam: the kindest person you’ll ever meet
by Samueljrsbestfriend November 25, 2023
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Sam Harris' Terrifying Philosophy

Was a great video until he got to the part were he decides that because Sam's "greater good/manufactured God of curating the reality of stupid people" is a warped and narcissistic enterprise that is entirely dependent on subordinating the will of the masses to his dogmatic liberalism; it means that we NEED God instead. Which is literally that SAME THING as religion.
Hym "Sam Harris' Terrifying Philosophy is literally just a 'God that Sam Harris controls.' That's literally all it is!"

Mas Rharis "We don't need God! We need Jeff Goldblum from Jurassic Park to manufacture a God out of a "greatter good abstraction" and the use the state to enforce the will of this greater good abstraction! They don't have free will anyway! So it doesn't matter what I have to do to get the societal outcomes I desire!"
by Hym Iam August 12, 2023
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Sam Chug

Another term for stupid or having a lack of knowledge in a certain topic. Unlearned.
Tyrell: Nah, I can tell u don't understand what I'm talking about rn
John: Yeah I do. Barca and Bayern play in the Prem, right?
Tyrell: Ahh shut up you sam chug idiot
by KingObz December 4, 2023
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Sam

Sam is crazy cute and she’s meant to be with Nathan
Sam
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Sam is a weird guy...
Bob: "Oh hey look, that's Sam!
Lemon: "Who is that? They have a weird vibe."
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Sam is the best person ever! You can always trust a sam and is always there for you. If you ever come across a sam never let go of him because they are an amazing human being. The opposite of hell . Sam’s normally the type with brown/black hair and hazel eyes. He is strong and independent but always come up with the best ideas for a group. They love boats and are a great boss.
Sam is amazing
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