Middle Finger Discount

When you think you're getting a good deal but wind up getting screwed.

Tom went to the used car dealer. He was told no interest for a year, but the down payment nearly blew him away. Talk about getting a middle finger discount!

by Anonymous 3.0 BETA February 22, 2011

finger paint facial

having sex with a chick doggy style, blow your load on her back, smear it with your hand all over her back and when she turns around to say wtf?! slap her across the face with the same hand

Dude, give that chick the finger paint facial tonight! She wont know what hit her!

by jonpeg June 13, 2011

King kongs finger

To acknowledge or exclaim the size of someone's faeces.

"It was like king kongs finger in my toilet"

by BigPAL97 January 30, 2019

Finger jet ski

When your fingering a girl in the bath, just before shes about cum. You start making noises of a jet ski and slide her round the bath!

I finger jet skied that girl the other day!

by Shitbox96 May 15, 2020

Four fingers up

If you put four fingers up you get no bitches

Shawn put four fingers up
*He must get no bitches

by Steven Hawkins wheel chair April 18, 2022

Purple Monkey Finger

Moonshine from Dargaville. Dargaville where most of New zealands Kumara or sweet potatoes are grown. The locals make the best moonshine out of these purple turd looking things.
Purple Monkey Finger will kick your ass, a lot.

No officer i only had one Purple Monkey Finger, what do you mean i cant drive.

by Day Tripper. November 14, 2010

index finger discount

similar to the five finger discount in that it involves stealing/illegally obtaining items. however the index finger discount applies only to the index finger on the hand which you use your mouse for clicking and downloading illegal music, movies, etc.

i.e. pirating

I recently obtained a shitload of music using the index finger discount

by butt-pirater June 28, 2011