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Suck my John Wick

Rhyming slang for “suck my dick”.

Also referred to as Johnathan Wickers
Guy 1: “Fuck you!”
Guy 2: “Suck my John Wick ya mug”

Or

Guy 1: “Fuck you!”
Guy 2: “Suck my Johnathan Wickers ya mug”
by NaanClapper February 9, 2022
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National Suck Dick Week

National suck dick week is October 21-27. During this week you have an excuse to get your dick sucked o whateva
Bro 1: Yo, it’s national suck dick week
Bro 2: Yeah man I have to suck your dick but no homo
by Bad Bitch Energy October 20, 2019
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go suck a hairy one

Referring to giving oral to a hairy penis, typically said as an insult or said after an embarrassing joke.
Jeff: "You pull no girls, Jason."
Jason: "Go suck a hairy one.
by 9Daggers July 26, 2023
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suck my dick nigga

A NYC term of slang to say ''Fuck You''
Kyle Richh- Notti should suck my dick nigga OYK
by ohzz July 31, 2023
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Suck my fortnite stats

Where you wanna say “suck my dick” to somebody being annoying or irritating but you don’t wanna be inappropriate.
Guy: Shut the fuck up

Me: You shut up, suck my fortnite stats
by aucdan July 30, 2022
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suck around and find out

Similar to the more commonly know phrase “Fuck around and find out”, suck around and find out is something typically said by one with a penis as either a pick up line to someone one they find sexually attractive who is flirting with them in order to ensure the score OR a phrase used while fooling around with your partner(s) to initiate oral sex and establish dominance in the boudoir.
Person 1: I bet your cum tastes like sweet sweet candy.

Person 2: why don’t you suck around and find out?
OR
Person 1: (while making out before initiating sex or pausing during sex) can you cum for me baby?
Person 2: I don’t know. Why don’t you suck around and find out?
by Jenxee June 6, 2022
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taint sucking ball junkie

This a vulgar expression to describe a guy that loses unconditionally in fifa. He chooses to whine and repeatedly say "sir?" when he feels the game is unfair.
Brenden: Sir! thats a foul. This is ridonculous

Blake: your such a taint sucking ball junkie
by Fag Black man April 3, 2009
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