The Matt Jack game 

A game involving a Matt Jacker and several of your friends.
the aim is to get further away than your friends from the Matt Jack whilst giving clues to the Matt Jacker that you are getting away

Person 1: I'm winning The Matt Jack game!

Person 2: fuck you, oh shit! here comes the Matt Jack!

Matt Jacker: can i play?

The Matt Jack game by Roo Barb March 18, 2009

The Classic James

When someone leaves the call or goes AFK with no given explanation

Ahhh he did the classic James again

The Classic James by Natwo April 17, 2020

peter the fence-jumping half-mexican 

peter is a very speacial child, and he is tight, and he is funny, and he is also half mexican.

i love peter the fence-jumping half-mexican. he is very cool

peter the fence-jumping half-mexican by pete is my bro for life! March 13, 2005

the magic Johnson 

the act in which one has 3 sluts, 2 sluts spinning with there cunts on each index finger like a basketball, then finally the last slut spining on the mans pork sword. just like the famous basketballer magic johnson

"last night I was ballin and picked up hunnies and gave them the magic johnson the bitches thought they were honourary globe trotters."

the magic Johnson by alycie orchlair January 29, 2009

The Cody Johnson Band

The best Texas Country Band, Originally from Huntsville, Tx
songs include:
talk to me right
it's amazing
sing me a love song
whats left of Texas
another Try
no tears in my eyes

Band Members include

lead singer: Cody Johnson obviously.

Drummer: Nathan Reedy

Bass Guitar: Danny Salinas
Lead Guitar: Matt Rogers

(girl)That band is amazing.
(boy) Yea its the Cody Johnson band.

(girl) I love you.
(boy) I love you too.

The Cody Johnson Band by jenay09 August 17, 2009

The Muffin Joke 

A widely known joke of uncertain origin involving two personified muffins residing within an oven.

Has been regarded as the best, worst, most over-told, most under-appreciated, most clever, and/or most lame joke in history. As with most well known jokes, there are many different versions, usually with small changes to the phrasing of their location and the first muffin's comment, but faithfully ending with "HOLY SHIT, A TALKING MUFFIN!".

A well known version of The Muffin Joke:

So these two muffins are chillin' in a oven, right? The first muffin says to the second muffin: "Ahh! We're in an oven..." The second muffin says to the first muffin: "HOLY SHIT, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

The Muffin Joke by TwiztedMessiah September 23, 2010

the hot joon 

a sexual action where male grabs his partners ass then tries his hardest to rip them apart until the rim of the anus is bleeding the male then procedes to lick it off

damn that u should give him the hot joon

the hot joon by joonster February 20, 2009