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The Original Turn On 

It's the Act of sticking your Male Genitalia into someone's ear and twist it like a car key in it's fob hoping of turning him on either for sexual intercouse or cause he is just a dumb fucking retard
Little Johnny was acting so stupidly to where I shoved my Dick in his ear to turn on his brain so he functions normally. The original turn on.

The other night 

Any night between 1AD and 2025AD.
So, the other night I was...

The other night 

Any night between 1AD and 2025AD.
So the other night I was...

The Old Cremator 

when a bunch of old sweaty men get together in a sauna and partake in a diddy party
"Yo bro i was at the pool and went into the sauna and joined in on The Old Cremator!"

The ol’ GC thrice-some 

It’s when a guy thinks he’s about to spit roast some guys wife with him. Then when they are all naked and ready to go. The husband stands face to face with the new guy both with hard-ons and proceeds to stovepipe him while the wife starts to peg the new guy.
This 3 dressed up like a 9 comes up to me at the bar in Grande Cache, Alberta and ask if I want to come have THE OL’ GC THRICE-SOME with her and her husband.

The Order of The Eye

The Order of the eye is a myth that serves 2 gods, named Presence and The Eye
Holy fart is that the order of the eye

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