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Mashed potatoes

mashed potatoes are just Irish guacamole.
Hey Bro, did you know that mashed potatoes are just Irish guacamole.
Bro, what the fuck
by concon15 October 28, 2021
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potato

a root vegetable native to the Americas, a starchy tuber of the plant Solanum tuberosum, and the plant itself is a perennial in the nightshade family, Solanaceae.
by CatInATank October 30, 2021
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Sweet potato pic

A sweet potato pic is a photo of a man usually in pants tight enough to where you can see his buldge.
"here's that sweet potato pic of Ben"
"OUEAGH why would you make me see that again?!"
by Pailpusher July 13, 2021
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Potato

A word used for a person with little mental capabilities, which is often used to substitute previous slurs for the mentally challenged.
Adam is such a potato, he can't even string a single coherent sentence together.
by AUViking July 20, 2021
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Potato

The most amazing ever thing that you can possibly ever see with your bare stoopid eyes.
OMG, ITS A POTATO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by pOTaTOEsarECOoooL July 21, 2021
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dirty potato bomb

A dirty potato bomb is wile you are have sex in doggy style you take a potato and insert into the woman's anal way. You leave the potato in tell you cum then u pull out the potato from her anal way. The potato should be covered in poop. And as u walk out the door you turn and as had as you can you through the potato at her as u wisle the sound of a bomb dropping.
Found out my girl cheated and i hit her with a dirty potato bomb
by Fart42069 July 22, 2021
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Status Potato

Status Potato is a caring guy who is nice, handsome short tempered, determined, good willed, kind, adventurous, homely, down-to-earth, doesn't talk to you he just talks to your lil dude AND MOST IMPORTANTLY IS ALWAYS CHECKING THE STATUS ON HIS POTATO.
Man 1: Status what is the status on your potato???
Status Potato: It is very safe because I care about my potato and I am always checking the status on it
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