by The first 6 keys in a keyboard March 12, 2023

by Sucking sweaty asshole hairs August 6, 2022

by starstruck_x May 18, 2024

An experimental performance. When your play or act needs to be vetted by a live audience you need an off off off broadway location in a press desert so if it bombs hardly anyone will notice. Leave the Great White Way then take the MetroNorth to the end of the line to put on a Poughkeepsie Play at the Bardavon Theatre. Leave your expectations at the door, this might blow you away or bore you to sleep.
Will it play in Poughkeepsie?
Person: I just saw a Poughkeepsie Play.
Other Person: What was it about?
Person: I can’t recall.
That Poughkeepsie Play is gonna be a hit!
Critic: Willem DaFoe got upstaged by an unknown actor in that Poughkeepsie Production.
Comic: Sounds like he got upstated!
Person: I just saw a Poughkeepsie Play.
Other Person: What was it about?
Person: I can’t recall.
That Poughkeepsie Play is gonna be a hit!
Critic: Willem DaFoe got upstaged by an unknown actor in that Poughkeepsie Production.
Comic: Sounds like he got upstated!
by Upstate and Chill April 29, 2024

by Le Maxie Pizza Men July 30, 2022

When you deliberately don't brush your teeth for a couple of days
Then as you undress the female, you mouth breath in front of her nose, letting the stink be inhaled through her lungs
Then you demand her to masturbate, to finger herself
There is no escape from your breath, if she tries to escape, you pin her down
also, you start fapping in front of her (optional, but would feel better), when you force her into submission
Then as you undress the female, you mouth breath in front of her nose, letting the stink be inhaled through her lungs
Then you demand her to masturbate, to finger herself
There is no escape from your breath, if she tries to escape, you pin her down
also, you start fapping in front of her (optional, but would feel better), when you force her into submission
by Andrew E Cooper July 16, 2025
