Usually some random incest born motherfucks that name those, for example I can just search up ELA as in English language arts (The worst subject in school ain't nobody writing poems in a 9 to 5) and I just sees those shitass making like "ela is the best person you can ever meet" like bitch syfm💔
MaliciousMason: lets search up ELA because ts haiku shit so dry I cant
MaliciousMason: WHY IS THIS A PERSON NAME FUCK OFF
MaliciousMason: these person names on urban dictionary sucks ass wtf
MaliciousMason: WHY IS THIS A PERSON NAME FUCK OFF
MaliciousMason: these person names on urban dictionary sucks ass wtf
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THE BEST FRIEND
This person has your back, but beware! Their are “poser” types who will pretend to be your best friend but then totally be a “bitch”
THE BITCH
these are the worst type of a person you can ever find. Prototypes include Karen, Kevin, Poser, and Narcissist.
FRENEMY
a breed of person that is neither a bitch nor a friend. You two will most likely give each other snarky comments, but help out in times of need.
FRIEND
a lesser version of the best friend, also nice, but less hand-on and not likely to be around as much.
BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND
these are much more powerful versions of the best friend, and you will more likely have sex with them. They might evolve into Husband/Wife, or devolve into a Normie.
NORMIE
you don’t have any good or bad feelings, these type of persons are the type all Persons start as for you. Any type of person higher than a Normie can become one, and the other way around too.
HUSBAND/WIFE
you devote your life to this person, and this type is considered by many to be the highest form of person. You will I’ve with them until you die, but on rare occasions, the will demote, to the lowest person possible. ExHusband/Exwife.
EXHUSBAND/EXWIFE
it might be awkward trying to talk to this type of person, and most likely they will become bitches. On rare occasions, they may become normies.
THE BEST FRIEND
This person has your back, but beware! Their are “poser” types who will pretend to be your best friend but then totally be a “bitch”
THE BITCH
these are the worst type of a person you can ever find. Prototypes include Karen, Kevin, Poser, and Narcissist.
FRENEMY
a breed of person that is neither a bitch nor a friend. You two will most likely give each other snarky comments, but help out in times of need.
FRIEND
a lesser version of the best friend, also nice, but less hand-on and not likely to be around as much.
BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND
these are much more powerful versions of the best friend, and you will more likely have sex with them. They might evolve into Husband/Wife, or devolve into a Normie.
NORMIE
you don’t have any good or bad feelings, these type of persons are the type all Persons start as for you. Any type of person higher than a Normie can become one, and the other way around too.
HUSBAND/WIFE
you devote your life to this person, and this type is considered by many to be the highest form of person. You will I’ve with them until you die, but on rare occasions, the will demote, to the lowest person possible. ExHusband/Exwife.
EXHUSBAND/EXWIFE
it might be awkward trying to talk to this type of person, and most likely they will become bitches. On rare occasions, they may become normies.
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Person 1: Do you think Person 30 exists?
Person 29: I dunno, seems pretty unlikely
Person 2-28 agree in unison.
Person 29: I dunno, seems pretty unlikely
Person 2-28 agree in unison.
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Christmas party???? Come on Linda, you know I don’t celebrate like that. For the last time I am “not a holiday” person!
Christmas party???? Come on Linda, you know I don’t celebrate like that. For the last time I am “not a holiday” person!
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