Slutty Mustache

A mustache on a hot guy that makes him 10 times hotter and honestly is a part of his personality.

Is it too much to ask for a liberal brunette with a slutty mustache???

by nothollis July 14, 2025

No Mustard On My Bike

Phrase Made By RedLynx in 2009 With The Game Trials HD, It Has Been A Running Gag In All Games Since Then

Do you want you Ham Sandwich
No I want my bike, No mustard on my bike

by TrialsGooner69 August 7, 2025

Muncie Mustang

The mascot of a previously public elementary school in Leavenworth, KS. The Muncie Mustangs are a rare breed, kinda like unicorns. True Muncie Mustangs went to the school from kindergarten to 6th grade.

"Did you see that? I think that guy was a Muncie Mustang!"

by 417ermaerp November 6, 2025

Montana Mustang

A man in a dress that passes as a women.

Man i’d love to take her for a ride.
She’ll buck you off bud, that there’s a Montana mustang

by Diquelikkur November 19, 2025

Dodo mustard

An ugly girl that thinks she is pretty! Just because she might actually be pretty does not matter if her attitude is shitty or nasty habits.

That girl with a stank attitude is a real Dodo mustard!

by Foots1239 December 2, 2025

Swampy Mustafa

When you do it doggy and creep up and lay a deuce on the back of her head.

We were doing it doggy on the picnic table and I decided to grab a step and give her a swampy Mustafa. Albino Mustafa (spraying a load in her hair first.)

by Guydong January 24, 2026

touch the mustard

-General whorish behaviour

This behaviour leaves the same, difficult to remove stains that coming into contact with mustard can have.

Not to be confused with cut the cheese, which is much more innocent.

1. Concerned friend: "I really wish that you wouldn't touch the mustard so often"
Whore: "It pays the bills"

2. Guy: "Damn, I can't get these mustard stains out"

by this name isn't actually real December 19, 2010