Michael

A name derived from Latin- “ael” meaning “unable to” and “Mich” from the root word for “text back”. Put together “Michael” meaning “mfer who never texts back”

Good luck getting a response from Michael that dude invented ghosting

by Definitely not Tim September 27, 2025

Michael

Sometimes this guy is cool, other times not so much. He complains a lot and does not do anything at all. If you do meet a Michael, pray to god because Michael will ruin your life forever. He also sucks at video games and has too many privileges and says he came from nothing. At the end of the day, do not be near a Michael and do not name your child Michael. I beg of you please don't.

Person 1: 'Encounters a Michael'
Michael: Get prepared buddy, your life is ruined!

by TheyLuvRoti April 5, 2023

Michael Triggered

When you get triggered at ANYTHING and EVERYTHING, even when people are clearly be sarcastic.

Mychail is Michael Triggered right now, so DO NOT speak to the weeb.

by Michael Triggered May 11, 2018

Sean-Michael

A Smart, Handsome, and Hung man who knows how to make you scream.

Girl1: Omg Do you remember who we fucked last night?

Girl2: Yea he was Sean-Michael, remember?

by At-47000<3 November 23, 2021

Michael Beekman

🤓

Jon: Michael Beekman is such a “🤓”
Michael: You just got clapped 🤓🤓

by xXDevilishAngel666Xx July 7, 2022

Michael

Someone who will turn out gay in the near future and will be never funny. They will smack your ass, he will kiss your dad and finger him.

Look Michael is weird and gay

by LOOKIE MICHAEL February 1, 2022

Michael

Michael is an amazing friend who always manages to help his homies out. Unless his homies need help getting something off of a fridge, or out of a particularly high cabinet.

Person 1; Why is Michael so dang short?

Person 2; He probably didn't drink milk while growing up

by Chromaland August 20, 2021