Michael

He has a undeniably massive absolutely slangin fat juicy cock and if you deny it you’re lying to yourself and everyone around you and you know it

“Damn Michael has big fat cock, I’m so jealous.”

by Good soup November 21, 2021

michael christman

1.) Feeler
2.) Synonym of headass
3.) A gold ranked player that mains Junkrat and Roadhog in Overwatch and sometimes chooses to play Torbjorn when he feels like being a real scumbag.

4.) Member of LTA's 2018 senior class who is a Packers fan that hates the Patriots and Seahawks and roasts anybody who likes either of these teams. He also doesn't like League of Legends.

Jeremy: That michael christman is such a gay feeler. Am I right, Chris?
Chris: Yeah, he should just go back to making out with his fictional waifu, Tracer.

by TheGayFeeler1999 May 6, 2018

michael heavens

Amazing and awesome and every boy loves him so much girls love him as well and is awesome he has a 12inch dick and a bigger heart love him cus he’s really tall

That boy is such a michael heavens

by The spontaneous chick February 5, 2018

michael mckenzie

A man who is very mean and nice at the same time. He usualy loses hif girlfreind in less than a year to someone younger than him

Michael mckenzie lost his girlfreibd in 5 months

by _._Unknown_._ March 29, 2017

michael gallegos

Sexiest mothafucker alive. Enough said

That guys so attractive.
Of course he is hes a michael gallegos.

by Michael Gallegos March 8, 2017

Michael Cera

This is another name for Xana. The definition of Xana is a name given to a really cool person that typically resembles Michael Cera. They usually love the LEGO Movie and love to Morgan Freeman.

Person 1: Is that Michael Cera?
Person 2: Don’t you mean Xana?

by Poopy789 December 11, 2020

michael richardson

A little knob jockey who always wants to be gang raped

I'm in the mood for a Michael richardson right now

by BigKnobBown May 16, 2016