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Marie Covidkondo

The process of reflecting on what matters most to you during the COVID pandemic and then actively ending relationships with individuals who do not follow those values.
"I deeply value science and she's an anti-vaxxer - so I've Marie Covidkondo-ed her out of my life"
by marden928 November 22, 2021
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Marie

Maries are the prettiest girls you may know and everybody loves them •They are usually blonde and have blue eyes•They love to tell stories and tell jokes all the time•They seem very confindent,but inside they are shy•Maries love to go out and have fun and they are always there for you when you need them•They are the stylishest girls in the world and love to decorate their rooms and apartments•All guys try to be her boyfriend because she smiles all the time•All Maries are very creative •They fall in love very fast•Maries are usually very rich and popular•
by katie610109283773 January 3, 2017
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Going full mary

Doing so much coke and molly and whip it’s on the weekend then going back on the work grid Monday morning
Guy #1 - damn! Heather already took two molly pills and did a gram of coke!
Guy #2 - yeah she’s going full Mary this weekend!
by Ricksauce December 4, 2017
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Mary

Mary is a very nice person, around particular people, and she always listens to you however this is only when it concerns her. Mary is a loud annoying and obnoxious person around popular people, this does not mean she isn’t nice to talk to when she’s alone. Mary is very sensitive when it comes to her height, weight, acne and her hair this makes mary a very scared and insecure person. Mary’s sister is very kind and sweet but the second she finds you annoying she will make you commit social death, which may... will result in you moving schools or dying. As nice as mary is she is still not a very nice person to any clique other than “the populars” which makes sense because she is one. One day Mary will be a mother and have to explain how she lost her virginity at 13 xxx
“Mary is a big fat bitch.” - her enemies (plural)

“Mary is my best friend she’s so cool.” - one of the annoying popular people

“Mary is so popular i wish we could be friends”. - needy person
by big fat bitch boutta rant November 6, 2018
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Mary’s kids

Mary’s kids are repeat juvenile offenders in Minneapolis who receive light or no sentences from county attorney Mary Moriarty.
The 16-year old committed five armed robberies but was out of detention in a month. He’s one of Mary’s kids.
by MplsMickey February 16, 2024
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mary trupia

A school lunch lady who allowed the sexual abuse of her son, to maintain her relationship with her sister.
Be care not to let your school age kids around a mary trupia.
by anonymous March 25, 2025
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An Hail Mary Dynamite

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.
Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are An Hail Mary Dynamite.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 10, 2025
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