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South Sandwich

The South Sandwhich is a Delicacy in most cultures and is commonly known as a vagina or pussy.

This usually moist and delectable gift is essential part of the male food chain, according to the FDA

the average male human should have a south sandwich anywhere from 5-∞ times per month to maintain
proper balance in health.

Shelf Life of South Sandwich can vary between 45-65 years.
Moe: Man i heard this place downtown got the best South Sandwich in town bro.

Kevin: Woord? we gotta hit that shit up i need some pussy

Moe: That shit gonna be over the counter tonight.
by GreenBuddah February 2, 2014
mugGet the South Sandwichmug.

phone sandwich

The thing you make when some idiot is blowing up your phone and you happen to be in bed or on the couch and don't want to continue to be bothered but don't feel like messing with the phone to turn the ringer, off or decline the call, so you stuff it under the mattress or between cushions.
That was you calling last night? I thought it was that bitch Jill again about the ten dollars I owe her so I put you in a phone sandwich.
by rabidbilly May 17, 2014
mugGet the phone sandwichmug.

Probably because I ate all those sandwiches

A go-to excuse for why you did something for no reason
Probably because I ate all those sandwiches should not be used when describing why you ate all those sandwiches. Do not include a time period that you ate all of those sandwiches

John: "Hey Chris, why'd you ask Marissa out? You don't even like black chicks."

Chris: "I don't know. It's probably because I ate all those sandwiches."
by ChrisTheCracker July 8, 2017
mugGet the Probably because I ate all those sandwichesmug.

pool sandwich

A sandwich you would eat growing up just after getting out of the pool which consisted of white bread, ham/turkey/ or bolognese with American cheddar and the last ingredient is what makes it a pool sandwich which is chips crushed on top
This has been a great day at the pool the only thing that could make this better is a pool sandwich.
by Russianski July 15, 2025
mugGet the pool sandwichmug.

protein sandwich

A blow job
Sucking on a penis which is a big chunk (hopefully) of pure manly protein
My boyfriend, Brutus, gave me a protein sandwich.

Hey, Honey, "Would you like a protein sandwich?"

Penis
Cock
Schlong
Blow job
by Gingersnap August 5, 2014
mugGet the protein sandwichmug.

open faced boss sandwich

Where your boss sits right next to you and co-workers all sit on the other side.
I would love to check my email at work but I am in a open faced boss sandwich.
by Airloven February 22, 2009
mugGet the open faced boss sandwichmug.

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