hit the clown

make a run to Jack in the Box

Dude No. 1: I'm baked to the bejesus
Dude No. 2: me too. Wanna hit the clown?
Dude No. 1: yeah, let's go. Im ready for some tacos.

by anonymous December 10, 2023

National Hit Or Miss Day!!

National Hit Or Miss Day is officially February 19. If you want to participate then go to a store or some place and record yourself yelling “Hit Or Miss” You dont have to participate if you don’t want to.

“Happy National Hit Or Miss Day!!”

by Jjisgaygay February 18, 2019

Flock of sparrows hitting a windmill

This is the sound made when the brown hail from your anus hits the porcelain of the toilet.

"That vindaloo from last night sounded like a flock of sparrows hitting a windmill this morning, and it left my arse like 12 guage birdshot, I'm telling you!" Winston Churchill the day after meeting Queen Elizabeth the 2nd for the first time over a Ruby Murray.

by Kingmob Barbelith May 19, 2022

Squad Hit

A Squad Hit is when one person has intercourse with more than 2 members (3 and up) of a group of friends.
It is usually a point of pride for the person having accomplished the feat and a point of shame for the group of friends.

Chad: Dude, Amy tried to get with me last night.
Brad: That's awesome bro, she's hot!
Chad: Nah bro! She already hooked up with Kyle AND Brandon. I couldn't let her get the squad hit!
Brad: True that! You're so smart bro, can't let that shit happen amongst the boys!

by MDRCGRVS April 29, 2019

Hits

abbr. for base hit.

"The game was tight, but the team could scrape together a few hits in the 7th inning to take the lead."

by Arminkshipper June 21, 2025

paper hit

The first hit off a joint is usually a paper hit unless the joint is packed full.

Man that first paper hit really made me cough but the second hit was great.

by jimmybomm January 28, 2021

hits and misses

i dont fucking know k bye loser

john: hits and misses i guess she didnt took the kids

by schoolaptopdude April 5, 2019