ass duck

A colon-dwelling fowl, native to the hineys of people that thrive off sucking the fun out of our lives - don't get an assduck.

Dude Fella #1: "I wonder if Mindy wants to go out tonight."
Dude Fella #2: "Nah, her ass duck won't let her go."

by Jason Piche December 28, 2005

ass lancing

Literally to joust someones asshole.

Wow, last nights ass lancing hurt like a bitch.

by dwts25 December 7, 2006

ass carving

1)the act of profusely having straight or gay anal intercourse usually resulting in some kind of bleeding of the rectum

2)raping of the anus enforced with a sharp object or shank; especially in prison

Roger: Damn John I did some intense ass carving with that malaysian hooker last night!!!
John: You DO know that that hooker was a transvestite right?
Roger: Well, that would explain the penis...

by Patrick Moeller July 13, 2007

ass wreck

to fornicate in a most vociferous manner

I ass wrecked some bimbo last night.

by alex2007 May 5, 2007

ass chimney

Someone who lies frequently, as in the saying blowing smoke out of their ass.

Aaron "I totally banged 3 hot pornstars last night dude!"
Kurt "Aaron, you're such an ass chimney.."

by Kurtov January 22, 2008

ass moth

A guy that wants to get laid so badly he hovers around any type of female, much like moths hover around a flame. Much like moths, he is consistantly rebuffed by the object of his desire.

Mike: Yo, I saw Sven hanging around the sorority house again.

Andy: That guy is such an Ass Moth.

Both: haha

by Exmar May 15, 2008

cappacino ass

cappacino ass resembles the symptoms of piss ass, however the difference is when you have cappacino ass its like someone turnes on the cappacino machine.

god damn i was the toilet and it sounded like someone made an express mocha. i must have had cappacino ass.

by cappass March 21, 2009