dead ass

when you are really serious about a situation. for ex

person : dead ass she really said that.

by heyo tomato October 1, 2019

Dead Rat

That thing that will remind you of KSI's hairline everytime you look at it.

guy1: What does this dead rat remind you of?
guy2: KSI's hairline. Why?
guy1: Cause thats what i was thinking

by TopsyToxic October 2, 2019

Dead Man Tells No Tales

When a person is too high to communicate.

"Are you okay man?"
*looks over
".............."
"Dead man tells no tales."

by Frankster420 October 7, 2019

Dead man's kiss

A kiss where the person dies during the kiss. This marks you to die next.

Friend:did he die!
Girl: ya at the end I think.
Friend you have the dead man's kiss

by Monkeykombat October 12, 2019

Ur country a dead meme

Worse than ur fammily tree lgbt and all the below x9000.

When this centance is spoken the universe will implode imidiately.

1: ur mom gay
2: ur dad lesbian
1: ur sister a mister
2: ur granny tranny
1: ur grandpap a trap
2: ur family tree lgbt
1: ur country a dead meme
The universe implodes.

by nintendo switch 2.0 March 21, 2018

Dead

Denying a female.

“You seen shawty last night? She was all over you!” “ yeah but, I’m too focused on this money that bitch a dead.”

“You gotta dead these bitches they ain’t loyal”

by Fromdahood May 19, 2018

dead christmas tree

When your dead inside but it’s Christmas Time so you have to die festively

Melanie: I’m a dead christmas tree

Abbey: Same here 🎄

by G.D.Sanchez December 14, 2017