This is the man every woman desires inside and out. He possesses all of the amazing qualities we fantasize about when we envision the “Perfect Guy”. This well mannered gentleman has a loving selfless heart and treats everyone with respect. He has a soft spot for animals and would go to great lengths to save every last one of them if he could. If you have a sense of humor, there will never be a dull moment because his middle name is Sarcasm. He has the strength and courage of a Silverback Gorilla, and will protect what is his at all costs. This is the man that you want and need in your corner but hands off ladies, he is already spoken for😉
by Kalinetarget1976 March 22, 2023
Get the Chrismug. by A deluce December 5, 2019
Get the Crimbo Chrismug. Get the Chrismug. The modern day version of Cooter from Dukes of Hazzard. Walks around covered in grease and grime. Listens to techno followed by blue grass. Can be found watching midget porn at redkneck BBQs.
by Deejay85 February 14, 2018
Get the Chris Saupemug. 
So I know a chris and he went up to my friend and said ‘well at least my mum isn’t dying if cancer’. he is such an asshole and has the smallest pp. not even gonna lie
by idiksnaysyifkfos July 10, 2020
Get the Chrismug. A big dick he can make you feel like your going to die every waking moment if you meet one that’s because he’s a spy for the devil cause how could somone with that name be normal if he was born on Christmas then you should run some say that Shane Dawson should do a documentary on them!
by True king February 16, 2019
Get the Chris Olsenmug.