slap your bum

A big slap on your bum bum till it jiggles

I wanna slap your bum bum

by Yhu7838 March 11, 2023

bum swipe

A bum swipe is a maneuver, usually dared, in where the person involves has to rub their buttock as inconspiculously as possible against a designated member of the public, ideally without getting caught. As a game this is best performed in a busy public enviroment like a bar or a cinema.

Scott just bum swiped that police officer. Fuck sake whit a dong.

Maurice: Here Scott, I dare you to bum swipe the receptionist.

by ilikeurmaonacid December 7, 2013

Bum bun

Turd. Excrement.

Did you see that dog drop a bum bun on my lawn?

by Hoddess5024 August 31, 2022

Bum

"Bum":

A colloquial term used to depict an individual who consistently demonstrates a lack of skill or proficiency in various areas. This term often denotes someone who falls short in their abilities, whether in specific tasks, sports, or general competencies. It characterizes a person as unskilled, inexperienced, or unreliable in performing certain activities or tasks, conveying a sense of inadequacy or inefficiency in their pursuits.

"Joe is a bum, particularly a stinky one; I can smell him from across the classroom."

by D1 Glazer December 3, 2023

bum boo

A term usually used for describing ones back passage activity (FARTING)

GIRL 1 "oi whats that smell?
GIRL 2 " i just did a bum boo"
GIRL 1 " what you just farted"
GIRL 2 " yea and it fucking smells"

by bumboo23 May 17, 2010

Bum-Bell-Bee

The Bum-Bell-Bee broken down for y'all

BUM - when someone is going to enter your anus with a schlong of sort and expands your asshole

BELL - When someone proceeds to drop a big fuck of bell on your cock and balls

BEE - When a swarm of hornets then enters your broken anal cavity causing it to bleed relentlessly

Girl - So how was it?
Girl 2 - It was great I gave him a Bum-Bell-Bee

by Ya boi Rasheed March 17, 2019

Fatty bum ba

A delusional pathetic man who eats everything like a big, fat, starving pig and catcalls young women and foolishly believes that they are actually turned on by every sweaty, disgusting roll of fat.

*Woman gets cat-called and explains to friends*: I met a fatty bum ba today

by imafattybumbum September 29, 2025