a. A condition in many teenagers, usually male, who fail to remember to shower on a regular basis. The normally tend to get a raunchy, sweatyskin smell that sickens the masses. Please take a shower.
b. A condition where one doesn't wipe their ass quite right. Tends to lead to a nasty ass smell. Some symptoms are rubbing and scratching in the anal region.
I hate it when those football players come to class after athletics... some of them have major funky booty syndrome.
This is a specific type of booty call, made for when you go to a party with older kids. The "sage" is a younger girl, handpicked to hook up with a boy from the party. The Sage is the only one from the younger group of kids invited.
kid 1: Whoa did you hear about where Amanda is going?!