Simp

Logan

“Logan is a simp”

by 🗿Not a simp🗿 May 16, 2020

No simp shit

1. You use this phrase when you’re not trying to stoop down to the pathetic level of a simp.

2. You say this phrase after saying/doing something that could make you look like a simp.

Example 1:
Two guys checking out a girl

Dude 1: Daamnn bro she a baddie

Dude 2: Yeaaahh bro! But no simp shit tho.

Example 2:
Damn, her smile is sooo cute but no simp shit tho.

Example 3:
*Likes a girl’s post on instagram*
“No simp shit”

by Saint Ecstasy August 28, 2020

Simp

Hayden

Hayden is a simp for Hayley.

by A spectator November 2, 2020

SIMP

Sucker
Idolizing

Mediocre

Pussy

Man, that guy is such a simp!
What’s a simp?
A sucker idolizing mediocre pussy

by Smørgerson January 18, 2023

Simp

A kid who goes all out for the cat but never gets any. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him. Commonly associated with the name Mikey or Brandon.

Bro Mikey is straight being whipped by a girl who friend zoned him.

Brandon cancelled going out drinking tonight to go shopping for bathing suits with Maggie.

Simp- A man who puts himself all out for a female who doesn’t bring anything to the table and typically friendzones him.

by bud_light.Destoryer June 8, 2020

Simp Thursday

A day were you should simp for a girl rather than study.

Bro, its simp thursday. Drop your cock out of your hands and start simping
Valter studied all night yesterday instead of simping for his girl, even when it was Simp thursday

by Yung Money L October 15, 2020

simp

likes twitch streamers "too much" like my friend rebel

rebel a simp he like that dumb twitch streamer

by thatmakeek January 10, 2022