Crap a duck

When something goes wrong or when something doesn’t go your way

If you drop something then you say “crap a duck”

by Bp7741 January 1, 2019

Duck butter

A gooey and buttery substance that is produced in your taint when having sex it causes a quaking sound giving it the name duck butter

Eat my duck butter

by Buttery taint January 4, 2019

Suck and duck

When you give a blow job for a favor of your choosing and you ignore them until You need another favor.

I needed $100 for my electric bill. It was just a quick suck and duck.

by JoLyn Thompson January 6, 2019

duck

your dumb

your a duck

by white duck January 13, 2019

Ducking

Auto correct for my favorite pastime

I’m currently ducking a 2 year old.

by Kaleb Wallen January 17, 2019

Club Duck

1. An exclusive bread bearing organization focusing on the subjugation and extermination of male mallards.

2. A bar on Como Lake that plays Girrafic Park on repeat.

Sam: Yo dude, wanna go to Club Duck tonight?
Grant: Ya lol sounds cool whatever

by ScarletSavy June 12, 2018

Duck

Duck duck goose

Your name: what is your name?

Me: duck duck goose

by ReadABookYouLazyFuck☺ July 7, 2018