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Plain White T's

An awesome band from Chicago. They have some really great songs but it all went down the toilet with the song "Hey There Delilah." Don't get me wrong, its a beautiful song but with that one song a bunch of burn-outs started claiming the loved the Plain White T's even though that's the only song they've ever heard.
Burn-out: I love the Plain White T's!
PWT's fan: What's your favorite song from "Every Second Counts?"
Burn-out: "Hey There Delilah" duh!!!
PWT's: Have you heard "Come Back to Me?"
Burn-out: No
PWT's fan: How about "Figure it Out?"
Burn-out: No...
PWT's fan: "Friends don't let friends dial drunk?"
Burn-out: Uhhh... what???
PWT's fan: Exactly. You don't even know who the Plain White T's are so shut the fuck up bitch!!!
by cupcake_eater March 30, 2009
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plain white t's

Plain white t's is the best friggen emo rock band in the world!
Bobby :Dude lets go to the plain white t's concert at the meow meow tonite!

janis; Sure that will be killer!
by Ali O May 1, 2005
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t-bone

The act of growling and barking n the sidelines of a football game/practice then going and laying out a fagget churchville chili kid who thinks he is cool when he kicks and punches the other teams players.
Holy S*** you t-boned him!
by gcam104 August 4, 2010
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plain white t's

Some flaccid acousticrap band that's huge on college and mainstream radio. A bunch of unoriginal bleating about how much some dude either loves/misses some stupid sorority chick who's probably blowing some guy named Trey at a kegger. Listening to them conjures up a perfect image of a guy in tight pants strumming his acoustic guitar in the common area of the dorm trying to score some freshman snatch. Makes Jack Johnson look like Dave Mustaine.
-Hey, have you ever heard of Plain White T's?
-Yeah, they're that band with unintentional improper grammar in their name that isn't as good as Neil Young, Sonic Youth, the Adolescents, or most anything else in the history of recorded music.
-Thank you Mr. President
by let's talk better mileage March 31, 2010
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Double O-A-T

A more exact way to rate girls. Everyone knows the "out of 10" saying. however the "Out of a Thousand" or "out of a thou" can give girls a better number system. The girls have no idea what you are saying if you use the intials O.O.A.T
pronounced, Double O-A-T. Thousand is the top score and zero is the worst. However, anything under a 700, you should more or less think of another date.
"Out of a Thou man!"
"I dunno, 768."

"Ok man, Double O-A-T?"
"950!"

"Hey what's happening shawty?"
(To your friend)
"Outta a Thou?"

"dude... 500. Let's go."
by ParkerGramza Production September 14, 2007
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T-Ass-S

verb. To T-Ass-S.

A play on TSS (Toxic Shock Syndrome) the staph infection typically contracted by women when tampons are used for longer than 8 hours. "T-Ass-S" is the act of inserting a super-absorbancy tampon with a card-board applicator in the anus of a man by a woman during sex, against his will, potentially causing Toxic Shock Syndrome of the ass. Tampon may or may not be left in the ass for more than 8 hours.
Girl: "So I roofied this guy at the bar last night and brought him home and totally T-Ass-S-ed him."

Girl: "Bought him a drink, told him he looked hot, next thing he knew he was being T-Ass-S-ed in the bathroom."
by GirlOnTop November 8, 2010
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Nigga T. Washington

A colloquial and (intended to be) non-pejorative term for a friend. Based off of the 19th century African American civil rights leader Booker T. Washington.
by snackman5000 May 2, 2011
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