you kill

An alternative way to say 'you are too much'. The longer version is 'you kill me'. The use is for when your friends are being extra but you don't really care you say 'OMG you kill' and move on.

Matt: I made out with three guys last night.
Hailey: You kill.

by Nikkolover636 January 29, 2020

so you think you can dance

A show famous for its great dancing and awful music performances.

After hearing terrible performances from Chris Brown, Busta Rhymes and Omarion, I groaned when I received word that Fergie was performing her atrocious new single "London Bridge" on the finale of So You Think You Can Dance.

by Fredrick T. August 16, 2006

You want me to smoke it for you too?

A response, which can be either friendly jibing or hostile, when someone asks you for a cigarette and then immediately asks you for a light. The implication, joking or annoyed, is that person is going to keep asking you for things.

A) Hey chief, can I bum a smoke off you?

B) Sure man, here you go.

A) Oh, and can I get a light too?

B) Damn, dude. You want me to smoke it for you too?

by Gyreneisms May 20, 2011

when you when: the when you whenning

no. just no. no you no. just
no. just no.
please no
you are gonna end the world
dont do it
you are gonna end the world
dont
just no.
please
don't do it
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

sus

stupid man: when you when: the when tyou whenning was a good movie! you should watch it
not a stupid man: it's not a movie. it's an urban dictionary definition you idiot. that's why you are called "stupid man" on the example of how "when you when: the when you whenning" is used in a sentence. you really fit that description.
stupid man: i am not stupid man
also stupid man: i am behind you
not a stupid man: you are still stupid man
stupid man: no!!!!!! my dad is david baszucki and will steal all your robux!!! and my mother can hack and steal all your moneys!!
not a stupid man: shut up. it's getting long
stupid man: ok

by BenSav January 10, 2022

Beat you till you bleed

A threat, designed to convey the how much trouble a child is in and how angry the parent is.

If you smash that toy against the floor again, I'll beat you till you bleed.

by holmes5 May 3, 2010

I like you for who you are

A phrase often expressed by mate to express that he/she does not expect more from you.

Don't listen to what he said, I like you for who you are.

by Vile Vampire May 28, 2004

either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

a phrase meaning, there's no point in arguing with you because you adamantly believe in a scientific fallacy- something that has been scientifically/socially proven to be false

father: son, your bloody report card is here.

son: oh, if my report card has rotten eggs in it, I won't even bother looking at it.

father: in that case, lol, I take away your allowance. Now, kiss Don Corleone's ring, or die.

son: I guess either you eat bacon, or you are wrong.

by Sexydimma May 27, 2015