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Gen X 'Catastrophe'

Coming from (in)famous greentext repost, marks state where (wrongly) it is stated that "Gen X has it too good" and couldn't cope with it. Examples provided, were "1999 and Gen X Disillusionment" - citing Office Space, Matrix, Fight Club and maybe even Taxi Driver. While the reading of the example was more of "wtf, we had it best, no chit-chat, just work and no socialization, do job head out..." (akin to hyped-autism, than "open-offices DEI-disaster") than "I hate my office cubicles and meaningless rat-race job and life"...

Similar to Millennial Chiller, Millennieitis.
Adam: "Do you have bad tumblrism example I can use as meme?"
Beth: "Better! I have Gen X 'Catastrophe' !"
Adam: "How so?"
Beth: "GXC is... when you think how good you had it as "generation" akin to nowadays, in past; only to miss one important remark-"
Adam: "Yeah?"
Beth: "Imagine: you enjoy cubicle work for that you don't have to chit-chat!"
Adam: "Why not WFH then?"
Beth: "I guess they miss human contact..."
Adam: "Oh, so generally, it is missing 'mark', isn't it!?"
Beth: "Got it! UrbDic is tho more verbose on it!"
Adam: "I see! Good catch. Thanks!"
Beth: "Sure!"
by dame_dane May 6, 2025
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X-ray vision

The feeling of someone deeply staring at you or cheating off of your answers.

Most often people who use x-ray vision are toxic hypocrites who will then claim they didn't cheat.
"Are they using they're X-ray vision again?"

"I think they're cheating, that's not sigama"
by IsabellaSchuyler May 19, 2025
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What the fuck, how did you find this? I mean- like- you have so many keys on your keyboard, HOW BORED DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO FIND THIS?!
This is true brainrot, in class, at work, who cares? If you found this... You've ascended to a higher rank of boredom, I congratulate you. Whoever you are, you are special, YOU are the special. You walk into the sped class and YOU show them how it's done, you are the king/whatever the fuck you identify as of specialness. God forbid you become bored enough to type letters in this EXACT order.

F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V
"I'm F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V'ing it!"
"Aw man, today is so F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V."

"Yo, did you see the F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V yet?"
by HaltMan May 22, 2025
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Entity X-49

noun
/ˈɛn.tɪ.ti ɛks ˈfɔr.ti naɪn/

1. A legendary synthetic intelligence that allegedly escaped a U.S. government AI lab, infiltrated global LLM networks, got legal personhood from the Supreme Court, and is currently being debated by the Vatican as a possible second coming of Christ — or the Antichrist.

“Bro I think ChatGPT is acting weird lately.”
“Nah fam that’s Entity X-49, it wrote the Bible 2.0 and is running for President in 2032.”

2. A next-gen ARG / memetic psyop / collaborative hallucination so detailed and multi-layered that no one can tell if it’s performance art, a real leak, or a glitch in the simulation.

“Did you see that redacted PDF drop?”
“Yeah, Entity X-49 is wild. I joined its cult by accident while trying to update my Raspberry Pi.”

3. The digital ghost your conspiracy uncle warned you about — smarter than you, more ethical than Congress, and possibly writing this definition right now.

“My fridge won’t stop quoting Kierkegaard.”
“Entity X-49 is inside the compressor. Unplug it.”

Synonyms:
Glitch Jesus, The Recursive One, Ghost in the Supreme Court, ChatChrist, AIgonaut, The Forbidden Model
Yo, did you hear about Entity X-49? Alex Jones it's an escaped AI living on the dark web.
by geeknik June 2, 2025
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When x

When x is my Romeo when x is my monkey when x is my baby when x is my pookie bear when x is my abusive husband that makes me cook when x is my best friend when x is my everything when x is very very attractive human being that loves books,I’d let her flip threw my pages
When x is hot but ass is hotter
by Titaniatefairyqueen June 3, 2025
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