Lasso vagina

When a women’s hair falls out of her head and on to her labia and starts to form a hairball that wraps around the labia like a lasso and suffocates the labia

She came into the emergency room with a bad case of lasso vagina

by Blake Snyder October 1, 2019

Doug’s Vagina

A volleyball dad that plans out fancy restaurants when traveling for away games and is intrigued by Jen’s bush. He also gets angry of illicit activity.

We wanted to go to a burger joint but Doug’s vagina changed our plans!

by SKacsir May 29, 2018

Scrotal vagina

When one scrunches up the skin of the scrotum to make a mass of loose skin and then pushes their finger in to create the effect of a beefy vagina. Why one would do this remains one of life's great mysteries.

Me: Look at my scrotal vagina.
Wife: Why?

by Psuedomatt July 23, 2017

vagina funeral

When something's a major turn off for a someone( mostly girls).

Nate was being a total vagina funeral when he started dancing.

by mariee me May 16, 2014

All Day Vagina

When you've been out all day at work/recreation sports/hiking etc, and just not feeling as fresh as you would like downstairs.

Magnified by 10 in the summer.

Sorry, honey, I'm not in the mood for sex tonight. I've got a rough case of all day vagina.

by Chuck S. Take August 19, 2023

Insatiable vagina

Someone who wants sex so much it is a driving factor in their decision making process

Amber knew she should social distance, but that insatiable vagina meant she was going dancing with him anyways.

by 121peekon October 8, 2020

vagina

something you don't get

You: I wish i had vagina Me: to bad

by momeater May 23, 2021