Ur mom

1. A slang word typically used to insult another person's mother.
2. The sexiest woman alive.

Guy 1: Hey, did you he fucked your mom last night?
Guy 2: My mom is dead.

by Dr. 2z November 7, 2021

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by ur mom ur mom ur mom November 9, 2021

ur mom

someone i fucked last night

person: were you at my house last night?
me: yes, i was in ur mom’s room

by anonymous November 9, 2021

ur mom

Hottest person in the world super hot now loose too

I think ur moms hot

by look up ur mom.com November 10, 2021

Ur mom

your mom the joke

FRIEND : HEY WHO IS THIS Someone: UR MOM

by YOURMOMDOTORG November 10, 2021

Please ur gf day

On November 14 you must please ur gf anytime she asks you to (fellas you know what I mean by that) get it on.

Her: Hey babe guess what day it is
Him: It’s November 14 ( National please ur gf day) I forgot
Her: May I be pleased?
Him: Ofc baby, come over here

by Himonkey345 November 13, 2021

ur mom

the all time best american insult to ever exist after ''5 inches deep in ur mom''
you can say this to about every sentence you hear. Its not funny if its no understandable.

Bella: Where's Dad?

Brady: Inside ur MOM

Bella: *gags*

by Jac0b3y November 14, 2021